Dr.Style
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Dr Style is the head fashion stylist for HAVE A NICE
CUP OF TEA AND A SIT DOWN magazine , the
magazine for ladies who find HEAT just that bit too
much of an intellectual challenge .
Although we're a weekly we are a glossy we're nothing
like TAKE A BREAK magazine which is usually read by
lonely women in laundrettes , the kind of women who
keep their face in a jar by the door ...
DR STYLE'S DEFINITION's OF THE DAY
BITCH FACE : ADJECTIVE
Any person who has that snooty look on their face like
they can smell crap but they don't know where it's
coming from. Usually they were saying something cruel
and judgemental and the wind blew and their face
stayed that way in a rictous of disgust .
eg Jose Morehino , Susannah from "what not to wear"
and the worst example Ms Stella McCartney.
UMAS : NOUN
A lady with HUGE feet IE "she's got a fine pair of
umas on her "
Rent "Kill bill" on dvd and wait for Uma Thurman's feet
to come into shot. It's like she's wearing flesh covered
skis and don't get me started on her scary man hands!
BUBBLY : ADJECTIVE
Any woman who is loud and annoying IE "She has a
very bubbly personality" these gals will usually talk until
your ears bleed.
DR STYLE'S FASHION TIP OF THE DAY
They say that black is a very slimming colour which is
true if you're slim ! Otherwise you look like you should
be mending nets in a Greek fishing village you're just a
fat bird in a black frock you're not fooling anyone !
Ethical shopping
Primark et al are very cheap but ask yourself this WHY
are they so very cheap? Just think of all those factories
full blind Chinese orphans asleep over their sewing
machines ,a tear in every stitch .I want you to think
about those poor motherless children when you're
buying ten pairs of knickers for a quid and ask yourself
what would Angelina Jolie do?
CUP OF TEA AND A SIT DOWN magazine , the
magazine for ladies who find HEAT just that bit too
much of an intellectual challenge .
Although we're a weekly we are a glossy we're nothing
like TAKE A BREAK magazine which is usually read by
lonely women in laundrettes , the kind of women who
keep their face in a jar by the door ...
DR STYLE'S DEFINITION's OF THE DAY
BITCH FACE : ADJECTIVE
Any person who has that snooty look on their face like
they can smell crap but they don't know where it's
coming from. Usually they were saying something cruel
and judgemental and the wind blew and their face
stayed that way in a rictous of disgust .
eg Jose Morehino , Susannah from "what not to wear"
and the worst example Ms Stella McCartney.
UMAS : NOUN
A lady with HUGE feet IE "she's got a fine pair of
umas on her "
Rent "Kill bill" on dvd and wait for Uma Thurman's feet
to come into shot. It's like she's wearing flesh covered
skis and don't get me started on her scary man hands!
BUBBLY : ADJECTIVE
Any woman who is loud and annoying IE "She has a
very bubbly personality" these gals will usually talk until
your ears bleed.
DR STYLE'S FASHION TIP OF THE DAY
They say that black is a very slimming colour which is
true if you're slim ! Otherwise you look like you should
be mending nets in a Greek fishing village you're just a
fat bird in a black frock you're not fooling anyone !
Ethical shopping
Primark et al are very cheap but ask yourself this WHY
are they so very cheap? Just think of all those factories
full blind Chinese orphans asleep over their sewing
machines ,a tear in every stitch .I want you to think
about those poor motherless children when you're
buying ten pairs of knickers for a quid and ask yourself
what would Angelina Jolie do?
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